Pre-Emergent
I really like to work in the yard. So before we get down to business let’s discuss this term. Is “Yard Work” the worst-sounding hobby ever? If I was in the UK, I could say “I love to garden” and people would …
Splitting Cows
I was 31 years old when I found out that when people say “We’re splitting a cow with some friends”, it absolutely does not mean that they’re going to take turns feeding and milking a cow. The first time I heard this …
Sun Visor Wipes Case
This Itzy Ritzy Travel Wipes Case is not just for the toddler mom. It turns out baby wipes can wipe Cheeto dust off adult hands too. I bought this well after my son was out of diapers and it’s STILL a favorite …
I Can’t Believe It Took This Long to get Offered Drugs
The emphasis on on the anti-drug campaigns in my childhood gave a skewed impression of how my grade school years would play out. The commercials, school assemblies, and police guest speakers made it seem like there’d come a time when I’d be …
M&Ms
Barely Awake Thoughts: Peanut Butter M&Ms taste like what Reese’s Pieces should have been all along. Fight me. Katie Gish, 3am cravings